YCS One-Line NFL Predictions - Week Two

Alright ladies, gentlemen and children of all ages. Hope everyone enjoyed the week one action and was able to revel in the fact that I was so awesomely right for a good majority of the weekend. God damn, I rule.

Anyway, on to this week's picks (Gentlemen, start your gambling!)

Buffalo at Miami: Miami was a preseason playoff contender and they'll walk the walk as they rebound from a tough opening week loss.

Carolina at Minnesota: The return of Steve Smith (or maybe not?) will get the running game back on track as the Panthers win this one.

Cleveland at Cincinnati: While Charlie Frye and co. looked improved against the Aints, they're still a year or so away and Cincinnati, who looked excellent against KC will run off with this one.

Detroit at Chicago: Roy Williams' mouth and math won't get it done on offense enough for the Lions to upset the Bears.

Houston at Indianapolis: The Texans looked hapless against Donny Mac and the Eagles, and their defensive woes will continue against the Colts this week.

New Orleans at Green Bay: Man, this will be a lousy game.

N.Y. Giants at Philadelphia: The Giants looked good in their loss to Indianapolis and figure to be the better team in this one, but it will be close.

Oakland at Baltimore: This year's Oakland Raiders team may be the worst in NFL history.

Tampa Bay at Atlanta: Though they have a good history against Mike Vick, the Bucs seem to have regressed this year and will struggle again against the Atlanta defense.

Arizona at Seattle: I like Seattle's running game to rebound in a big way this week as they get it done in a shootout against the Cards.

St. Louis at San Francisco: The Rams laid waste to Jake Plummer last week, so it doesn't figure to be a good day to be Alex Smith (but then again, what does?).

Kansas City at Denver: The Chiefs haven't won in Denver in 6 years, and without Trent Green, they won't do it this year either.

New England at N.Y. Jets: The Jets burned me last week as they blew Tennessee away, but they're going down this week against the Pats.

Tennessee at San Diego: Marty Schottenheimer paid big money to someone in the NFL front office to set up this early schedule.

Washington at Dallas: The Skins offense looked pretty lousy versus a solid Minnesota D, and although the 'Boys lost a tough one last week to the Jags, I like them to rebound for this one.

Pittsburgh at Jacksonville: They could easily splice in footage from 1940's bloodbath games and nobody would know the difference in this game - I like the Steelers, but not by much.