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This story is absolutely hilarious. And boy, do I mean absolutely fucking hysterically brilliant. It seems a young man (who may or may not be YCS' own Pat Scott) tried to enter the NFL's "Take a Player to School" contest to get Bears quarterback Kyle Orton to come to his school. The NFL, however, denied his request, claiming that the fan was ineligible for the contest simply because of the school he attended. Oh, yeah, the school he attends is the University of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign, and the fan was probably like 20 years old. Irrelevant, if you ask me.
The funniest part of the story? The response letter from the NFL, a snippet of which reads:
"Dear Mr. X...
Your request to have Kyle Orton of the Chicago Bears come to the University of Illinois to, in your words: "Drink a ton of beer and get completely obliterated" has been denied."
The letter goes on to say that such a request doesn't fall in line with the NFL's "morals" or some bullshit, which only seems to suggest a liiiiiiiiiittle hypocrisy from a corporation that makes billions of dollars each year thanks in part to advertising for...uh...a ton of beer...that gets people completely obliterated.
Also - this is hilarious because of the fact that I know at least 90% of the editorial staff at YCS has had the same idea when they saw these commercials.
And come on, how awesome would the commercial be that featured Kyle Orton and some dude from U of I just absolutely shitfaced and carousing through the streets of Champaign, having some laughs, getting into fights, trying to pick up girls, and acting (as only Kyle Orton can) like complete drunken wrecks. Also, I give good odds that Orton would be totally on board for this one. I say we petition the league office to get this one approved. God bless Kyle Orton - a true Gentleman of Leisure.
*Thanks to Deadspin for the story
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Is it just me, or does that girl kinda look like Ray's girlfriend?
How many of those do you think they're gonna get for Fred Smoot?
There are so many possibilities with this promotion. Imagine...
...Matt Leinart in an all-girls catholic highschool.
...David Akers in a fight with an entire class of first-graders.
...Ray Lewis driving a prom limo.
...Morten Anderson running into his long lost grandkid.
...Vince Young asked to the chalkboard.
...Mark Brunell: stuck at Reeves Elementary School because Joe Gibbs "forgot" to pick him up after school.
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