Wayne Rooney is fucking bonkers
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SI.com reports that Manchester United playmaker and England International Wayne Rooney is fucking crazy...OK, maybe not that, but the guy is certifiable. When a player for English Premier League side Blackburn Rovers approached Rooney OFF THE FIELD, IN A RESTAURANT and made sexually suggestive comments about Rooney's fiancee to her face, reports indicate that Rooney floored him. With one punch to the face. Without getting out of his chair.
At the time, Rooney was serving a two match international suspension for deliberately stepping on a Portuguese player's balls during the World Cup, and was also serving a three-match domestic ban for striking a player in a pre-season tournament.
(Note: Above photo possibly altered.)
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Dude, Sever...I just noticed that the handle of that knife of horribly off-set from the blade. I am dismayed at your lackluster photo-doctoring skills. Take notes from my Inta Juice post because, clearly, it was flawless.
Chill out. There's only so much I can do when the boss is walking by at work.
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