Dust Off Those Cleats
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Great news for everyone in the blogging world, the Atlants Falcons have signed 46(still don't believe that's his real age) year old Morten Andersen to assume placekicking duties. With their current all everything kicker apparently not able to actually kick field goals, the Ageless Dutchmen will once again boot some balls through the uprights. An envious Nick Lowery could not be reached for comment.
4 comments:
More like dust off Morten Andersen's cryogenically frozen body from somewhere deep in the bowels of the Falcons' training complex.
Also, this begs the question of the current whereabouts of Kevin Butler, Chris Jacke and Tom Tupa.
Last I saw, Kevin Butler was set to be hosting a tailgate party at Soldier Field for the Bears-Seahawks game sponsored by Chevy or GMC dealers in Chicago.
Bring back Al Del Greco! And those commercials.
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