Texas, the Harvard of the South

Inspired by a certain loud-mouthed Lions wide receiver, I think it may be time to examine some of the academic elite that the Longhorns have produced.

QB-Vince Young: A 6 on the Wonderlic, somewhere a chimp is laughing at him. A full 29 points below our YCS colleague, The Matt Bechtel, who masterfully demonstrated his Marquette education.

RB-Cedric Benson: Apparently, preseason football games end in the 3rd quarter. Well, that may be the true for fans, but boy Mack Brown must have an odd gameday philsophy. It seems like he learned many lessons from his mentor.

RB-Ricky Williams: Speaking of said mentor, I could devote an entire post strictly to his transgressions. I wonder what has been tougher for our CFL star, NFL drug tests or his remedial algebra exams? Mr. Williams, continually demonstarting that the better living through chemistry lifestyle is not relegated to the music industry.

WR-Roy Williams: 6 stupidly close to 40, sounds like Texas math to me.

OT-Mike Williams: When most people drop something while driving, they don't go reaching for it on the middle of the road. I'm sure he has done other really stupid things, but this link was the first good one.

CB-Tarell Brown: Sure, that's was not your weed or firearm. It's good to see that the Carmelo Anthony legal defense tactics have been taught down in Austin. However, I think Maurice Clarett can advise you about missing important Ohio State games.

So Oklahoma and USC fans, turn to Yellow Chair Sports, your source for embarrasing Texas information.