Further Proof that Darrin Jackson Sniffs Glue During Broadcasts
>> Saturday
Before and after broadcasts? I really couldn't tell you.
But I can tell you this: "D.J." believes that the greatest "offensive machine" in the history of baseball was...
...Rickey Henderson.
Come. On.
Also, right now D.J. is calling the game with former Sox pitcher and bad-ass "Black" Jack McDowell--thus making this the least professionally-broadcasted MLB game I have ever heard. That being said, Black Jack is pretty entertaining and seems to know his shit ("shit"=pitching-related topics, i.e. the only ones that matter). Maybe WGN will get a clue and ask him to replace D.J.
Or if not Black Jack, maybe Ron Karkovice. Or Rony Siekly. Or John Tesh. Who cares. Anyone. Anywhere. Anybody but D.J.
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Hey, with John Tesh, the broadcasts couldn't get any worse, plus he'd compose a helluva pregame music composition that would get you fired up before every game. (Cues up NBA on NBC music)
Exactly what I'd had in mind.
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