Another Idiotic Athlete Runs His Mouth

Bulletin board, I would like to introduce you to Roy Williams.

Mr. Williams feels confident enough to guarantee a victory over the Monsters of the Midway. About the only thing I can guarantee coming out of Detroit is poorly built cars breaking down far too often. That, and the Lions routinely drafting before the writers of YCS have gotten buzzed.

At least when Chad Johnson ran off his mouth about guarantees, he could actually do something about it. Our friend Roy is liklier to leave the game with a stubbed toe than he is to actually to catch a touchdown. Also, in Roy's world of ridiculousness, scoring 6 points is stupidly close to scoring 40 points.

However, as a Bears fan, I will give ole Roy a big thank you, because any chance of Sunday's tilt with Lions being a trap game just left the building because of #11 showcasing his Texas education to the wonderful members of the media.