Greatest White Hope?

For the love of Kieth Van Horn, Shawn Bradley, and Tom Gugliotta, let the kid play a game first!

If you haven't seen yet, unproven Bobcats white guy Adam "Mr. Moustache" Morrison is featured on the cover of NBA Live '07. Besides the fact that this honor (I guess) is crazy premature for a guy who's game--in some people's opinions, though not in mine--may translate poorly to the NBA, I mostly would prefer not to see Adam Morrison's scary-ass face every time I go to play my electronically simulated basketball. (Actually, I wouldn't have this problem since I don't play video games made after 1995, but you get what I mean.)

"NBA Live 2007--White dudes can ball too!"

(Note that I didn't even mention Adam Morrison crying. Until now. The baby.)