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That's right. Randall Simon, the infamous weiner whacker, is back in the majors.

Thus, I am obliged to provide a link to the best version of the video I could find with 30 seconds of web-surfing. So here it is, you sadistic SOBs. (Wait for the part where Russ Kirkpatrick says "No one's laughing now." He's SO wrong.)

But, seriously, there was an actual girl in that giant foam (or whatever) sausage. And according to the story, the girl in the hot dog, who stumbled over the fallen sausage, was upset that her "injury" could affect her volleyball scholarship.

Unfortunately, the Phillies (Simon's new team) do not visit Miller Park again this season.

1 comments:

Vinnie 6:42 PM  

Here's hoping he pulls the same act on that phuckin' Philly Phanatic. And while he's at it, I hope he saves a few swings for Brett Meyers, Pat Burrell, and about ten thousand Philly fans, the bastards.

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