I'm not sure whether I should be horrified or laughing my ass off
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Remember that guy who ran onto the football field and attacked the 13-year-old who put a late hit on his son? Well thanks to this T-ball coach, the football dad won't even win the YCSPY for biggest bonehead move in a youth sporting event.
Mark Downs Jr. paid one of his T-ball players to bean a 9-year-old teammate during warm ups so that the teammate, who is autistic, could not play in a June playoff game.
Read that again.
Mark Downs Jr. paid one of his T-ball players to bean a 9-year-old teammate during warm ups so that the teammate, WHO IS AUTISTIC, could not play in a June playoff game.
Okay, I have to...I just HAVE to...
Have you seen my baseball?
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That guy's next stop: hell.
Doesn't everyone win in T-Ball? What the hell's the point of taking a kid out of a game?
Oh, and he's a monster.
Okay, an important point that has not been brought up yet. What the hell are nine year olds doing still playing T-Ball. From second grade on, I faced live pitching, and third grade should be the absolute latest you start facing live pitching.
I've got it Zuch. It was a playoff game, right? Well, in T-Ball, everybody wins. Nobody loses. As such, no one gets eliminated from the playoffs. This was probably a suspension for darkness and resumption the next day of the first round of the 2003 T-Ball playoffs (now in the 24,345,674,697,689th inning.)
When you're a 9-year-old AUTISTIC kid, it makes sense that you're in the "remedial" league.
Actually, that makes me wonder what the other kids were like? I'm thinking that they either have similar disabilites or just straight up, Bad News Bears suck.
Okay, I was assuming that the autistic kid was a charity case. If these kids all had issues, it makes the story even funnier.
OK, I hadn't even thought of the remedial league. Now I have the image of the players running around on the field knocking heads with each other constantly, and I can't help but laugh.
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