THAT DOES NOT QUALIFY AS AN ACCEPTABLE JUSTIFICATION, YOU FUCK

From Jason Whitlock's stupid fucking column about the NFL:

1. The Baltimore Ravens are my pick to win the Super Bowl.

I love the acquisitions of veteran Trevor Pryce and rookie Haloti Ngata for Baltimore's defensive line. Price and Ngata should make Ray Lewis unstoppable again. Steve McNair solves Baltimore's QB dilemma. Plus, I recently read John Feinstein's book about the Ravens, "Next Man Up," and the book made me like and respect Brian Billick.

Trevor Pryce is 100 years old this September and fuck you, reading a book about a fucking team doesn't mean they're gonna win the God damn Super Bowl, Jason Shutthefuckuplock.

However, "Next Man Up" is a good book.