See? Hawk Harrelson Isn't Always Biased Toward the White Sox
>> Tuesday
Not twenty minutes ago, Hawk said, "Last year, every break went the Sox' way"--clearly attributing their 2005 championship in part to good fortune and favorable missed calls.
So there.
Unfortunately, the remark sparked a two or three minute conversation, during which Hawk employed the cliche, "You make your own breaks," and Darrin Jackson insisted that "in the few years before last year, every break and every missed call went against the White Sox" (his emphasis).
Man, Darrin Jackson is probably the least articulate person--mind you, I said person, not just broadcaster--that I've EVER heard speak (emphasis mine). Seriously, I don't think I'd even invite him to a dinner party for fear that he'd embarass himself so.
Also, I have more to say on the "breaks" issue, but I'm gonna save that for a later post when I have some more time to kill. Damn, I wish I were unemployed (well, not really).
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When was the last time you threw a dinner party? Did you serve tea and crumpets, fag?
Bruscetta and sorbet, actually. It was a splendid evening until Pat Hughes drank too much merlot and spilled bournaise sauce in Bob Brenley's lap.
Goddamn you Italians.
Actually, two of those things are (I think) French, and I wouldn't serve them even if I knew what they were.
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