If I try to keep this up all game long, my keyboard will surely break

...So hopefully this will be my last Buck-McCarver complaint post, as they're now growing more petty, long-winded, and uninteresting than Sever's posts.

When Ichiro was at bat a few minutes ago, the subject of his HOF candidacy was introduced. This is an interesting topic for discussion, so naturally Buck and McCarver ruined it by giving reasons such as "He rings the bell every day;" "He could hit more homers if he wanted to;" and my favorite, "I've never seen anyone hit the way he does--moving around in the box the way he does."

Come on.