Pick any word your heart desires (but you still have to have a point, honey)

In regard to my last post...

Between McCarver and the local FOX-WFLD postgame crew, I heard that Podsednik run described as "generated," "manufactured," and "engineered." And I'm sure I missed "contrived," "fabricated," "created," and "formulated" somewhere along the way. Take it from me--as a civil engineer, I know that no word more aptly describes the tremendous luck of a wild pitch than "engineered."

For more synonymns of manufactured, consult your local thesaurus, honey.