Were Gene Wojciechowski an Eighth-Grader in My Mom's English Class, I Might Be Amused

As it is, he's not, and therefore just an insufferable hack with a stupid, impossible-to-spell Polack last name. Seriously, if you're going to write something this contrived, it had better be at least kinda funny.

Ok, now here's what I want everyone to do. Scroll down to the middle-ish of the column. See where it has a link to his live chat on Thursday? I want everyone to click that link. Now, see that big box that says, "Got a question or comment--Say it here"? Click in it. Now, I want every YCS reader and member to do the following: Write Gene W'ski a question that pretends to take this lame attempt at humor seriously. And make sure you begin the question by calling him "Jean," and then throw in some mispellings for good measure. As in the following example:

"jean...i rellay love your collumn. i read your barbaro one the other day...it was very interesting. i never new you were a horse whisperer! but i couldnt beleive how rude he was! i thought he'd have better perspctive after all he went through...didn't you?"

After you've sent your Barbaro comment, proceed with sending your run-of-the-mill hate mail. And post us your comment so that I know you've done your homework.


(Sorry everyone--I worked late tonight and am thus am too lazy to post anything besides spiteful attacks and racial slurs. I'll be back strong later in the week.)