Ozzie Guillen's Staunchest Advocate to Date? John Rocker

...Which, in itself, is not nearly as funny as this rather naive-sounding comment from an MLB official:

In response to Rocker's contention that he spent 15 minutes in sensitivity training before leaving the room, Levin said the Braves' employee assistance program informed MLB that Rocker fulfilled the requirements necessary to complete the training.

"What actually happened in those sensitivity classes, we don't know," Levin said. "He might have slept through the whole thing, but at the end of it, we did receive verification that he attended [the meetings]."

Is it just me, or does that not sound like "verification" at all? The Braves' employee assistance program? Why not just ask Rocker's mom? Then again, I'd like to think that Rocker did go, allowing me the image Rocker sitting in the back row of an empty classroom shooting spitballs and coughing the word "faggot" at his instructor.