Cliche: The Broadcaster's Greatest Asset
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Joe Morgan, tonight after a Willy Taveras 12th-inning stolen base:
"That's why I think the need to get him in the lineup more. He changes the flow (ding!) and rhythm of the game (ding!). When he's on base, he makes things happen (ding!). He hasn't gotten on base quite as much as the Astros would like, but when he does, it completely changes the rhythm (ding!) of the offense. And that's much better than waiting for the three-run homer (ding! ding! ding!)."
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Ugh, I wish, just fucking wish I knew who the hell started using that phrase "waiting for the three-run homer" so I could travel back in time* and beat them senseless.
*The above assumes that I have the means to travel back in time.
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