Just about a half-hour ago during the local broadcast of the White Sox-Indians game, favorite personal target of mine (and of anyone from the Chicago area--Sox fan and non-Sox fan alike) Darrin Jackson made a characteristically dumb interjection. Most dumb things "D.J." says disgust and annoy me, but this one just made me giggle hysterically.
As Jermaine Dye crossed home plate after a third-inning homer, Jackson exclaimed, "Yes indeed-y Sweetie Peetie!"
No really, I'm serious. I couldn't have made that up if I tried.