Jason Whitlock? More like Jason Wit-lack
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I don't know what to think about this Jason Whitlock column except that Jason Whitlock clearly suffers from Jason Wit-lack.
Count how many times he refers to the "Cuban Whistle Crisis." I count seven times that he says "Cuban Whistle Crisis," including the title, "Cuban Whistle Crisis." Why would he say "Cuban Whistle Crisis" so many times unless he suffers from Jason Wit-lack? I suppose he's only trying to give credit to his peer, Mike Wise. More like Mike Un-Wise if you ask me. Thanks to his Un-Wise and corny play on words, "Cuban Whistle Crisis," Jason Whitlock lets loose with his Jason Wit-lack.
Also, count how many allusions Whitlock makes to racially-charged topics. It's almost as tiring as his Jason Wit-lack.
"Cuban Whistle Crisis"--that's rich.
(Fuck you all. I need sleep. Everything's funny to me right now.)
P.S.: Wit-lack.
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Remember when you liked a Jason Whitlock article and I was like, "What??? Why?!?!?!" Yeah, this is why.
Can we start a movement to have that fat piece of trash removed from page2? Isn't page 2 supposed to be funny? Fuck that fat piece of racist shit. I already sent in a comment to page2 letting them know that he is in fact a fat piece of racist crap.
Hahaha...new topic:
Whom does Ivan hate more--Ozzie Guillen or Jason Whitlock?
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