ESPY Nominations Are Out Holy Shit Oh My God I Wait All Year for This!!!!

I love how ESPN:
a) bothers having a wildly subjective awards show for a field already valuated objectively by its basic nature and then
b) loads it with categories more comically subjective than the concept itself.

I think the most hilarious of these voting categories is that for "Best Moment." The nominees:
-Kobe Bryant: 81 point game
-Dakota Dowd: LPGA attempt
-Josh McElwain: Manager, shooter
-George Mason: Final Four run

As there is clearly not the slightest attempt at a consistent definition of "moment," I propose a few additional, equally-legit nominees:
-Rasheed Wallace: 32+ years of existence
-Rawlings baseball: Being hit by Albert Pujols in NLCS
-David Eckstein: Helluva season
-Fluffstory McGee: Making us cry

Also, ESPN should probably be less obvious in their efforts to pin up niche sports and women's sports (See all categories).