Oh Man

From an ESPN.com podcast description: "Alan Schwarz and Steve Phillips discuss Roger Clemens falling to 0-2." Now, I didn't download or listen to the podcast, but I'm going to assume that the conversation went something like this:

Alan Schwarz: Did you see that the Rocket is 0-2?

Steve Phillips: Yeah, that's terrible. I guess he really doesn't have as much left in the tank as we all thought.

Alan Schwarz: I guess not.

Giant Elephant In The Room Neither One Of Them Want To Acknowledge: Wins and losses are a stupid metric of a pitcher's performance. Roger Clemens has a 2.38 ERA and a 1.15 WHIP. The Astros didn't score for him last year when he should have won the Cy Young and thus far it looks like more of the same.

Steve Phillips: Hey, speaking of baseball, remember when I almost ruined the Mets forever?

Alan Schwarz: Yeah, that was awesome!

Steve Phillips: Wanna make out?

Alan Schwarz: Let's do it!

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