A Terrifying Message from May 2005

I recieved this in my email today from Marquettehoops.com, former employer of YCS's own Matt Zuchowski. Apparently someone over there didn't get the memo.

Its basketball time again Gold fans! To kickoff our basketball coverage, MarquetteHoops.com is offering a 2-for-1 special TODAY ONLY!You've seen all the
breaking news, practice reports, and inside scoop, and yet you haven't yet scratched the itch to give us a try.Well, here's your chance to try out MarquetteHoops.com and get two months for the price of one, but this offer is
good for TODAY ONLY!

(emphasis added. I thought Marquette pulled another fast one.)