David Eckstein--Total Sellout

If you missed it, Scrappy Scrapstein himself just homered during Game 4 of the NLCS. Could it be that Mr. Fundamentals is considering trading in his steel lunchpail for a big beaker of HGH?

Likely afraid that his world went topsy-turvey with that stroke of the lumber, color man Luis Gonzalez righted the situation by noting Eckstein's quick homerun trot, a contrast to the "twenty minutes some of these guys take to round the bases. Eckstein does it like he's been there before."

No, Luis--Eckstein has only "been there before" twice this year. He was simply confused by this unusual occurrence and thought he had to round the bases within a certain time limit, else he would spontaneously die, a la Super Mario Bros.

Well, at least that's my take on it. Make your own judgment who's right.