HEADLINES!

Here are some pretty funny headlines that I found while reading an ESPN Page 2 article:


"Bill Clinton criticized for not doing enough to stop yesterday's unwatchable Bills-Vikings game

Terrell Owens situation clearly a big distraction to the Titans' secondary

Chris Henry vomits out of car window after watching the Bengals play the Patriots

Nick Lachey, like, totally going to pick up Matt Leinart off of his fantasy league's waiver wire

Chargers happy no one can say they have a cupcake schedule anymore

Albert Haynesworth kindly kills spider that was crawling on opponent's face

Terrell Owens avoids crossing routes against Titans to prove he doesn't have a death wish

Dolphins looking like they'll probably get crushed by the NFC representative in the Super Bowl"


Here's te rest of the article if you guys want to read it.