Albino Midget Jew Excells In Sport
>> Friday
I think (fuck it, I KNOW) I speak for everyone here when I say -
FUCK DAVID ECKSTEIN.
Although I'm really happy the Cardinals won, I would almost trade it just so fuckstein didn't win the award. God damn it. Welcome to another winter of hell, everyone who reads anything written by Bill Plaschke and/or Joe Morgan.
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The fact that he won the MVP dodges the obvious fact that he was wholly uproductive in games one to three and didn't do much thereafter.
They took an already scham-y thing and made it even more scham-y. Wow.
Here's hoping Scrapstein crashes that free car into Scot Podsednik, Placido Polanco, and Nick Punto...and then into a telephone pole.
Wait...that's a horrible thing to say. If only I could take it back. If only there were some way it could be taken back, or "deleted," if you will.
Whoever has Insider...read Rob Neyer's article from today for me. Please tell me he's not writing an Eckstein-as-triumph-of-morals column too! What's going on?!
He's not Jewish.
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