On Bears RB Thomas Jones:
Stuart Scott: "Coach, what makes Thomas Jones so effective?"
Da Coach: "He's a DOWN-HILL (emphasis Ditka's) runner. He's looking to run down the hill all the time."
All of which was punctuated by Hurricane Ditka talking like someone was rushing him and he was having a stroke.
Also, if I hear some NFL announcer refer to football as a game of inches, I'm gonna spit.
"Talk to your doctor about Viagra, and get back in the game!"
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Get out of your yellow chairs and onto some treadmills to train like a pro.
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No! It's Levitra! Or wait...maybe it is Viagra. Who the hell knows. Those boner medicines are all the same. Either way, those ads will still never beat the Montgomery Ward Electric Avenue commercials he did in the mid-90s.
And by the way, our generation of young smartasses who laugh at ED meds and derisively refer to it as "boner medicine" are all doomed to be impotent by 35. Don't ever doubt the power of poetic justice.
What makes Thomas Jones effective is the offensive line. He'd run faster on his hands.
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