Matt's too lazy to make an unnecessary post out of his slick one-liner. So I'll do it for him.

"Fifty years ago this headline would have been quite a different story."

What he means is that the Padres weren't a baseball team back then. So the story would have been about a group of southwestern U.S. missionaries hiring someone to track their expenditures.

Here's a potentially more confusing version of the headline if you're a casual baseball fan that doesn't pick up on capitalizations.

Lastly, this story has nothing to do with sports (possibly big-game hunting--that's a stretch, though). But if you didn't hear about it and are a fan of The Simpsons (who isn't?), you should find it hilarious.

Alright...that's it for me this week. I should have more intelligent things to say once work lets up a little.