Just when you thought the stupid campaign ads were gone...
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It seems DC United defender and future US international Bobby Boswell is a nominee for Cosmopolitan's Bachelor of the Year. However, this poorly-conceived campaign video found on YouTube may be the worst argument for election to anything since Michael Steele ran on his pro-puppies platform. It also brings up several questions about Boswell's candidacy.
- Why is there a tip jar in the DC United locker room? Who are they tipping? The janitor?
- Does Boswell only eat McDonalds because he's a "typical bachelor" or because his MLS salary is only around $30,000? Moving one step further, is it possible that Boswell is a bachelor in one of America's most expensive cities BECAUSE his salary is only around $30,000 a year?
- Could Boswell's opponent in ping pong have lobbed it up any easier for him?
- Does Bobby Boswell think he's funny?
I'm usually on here talking about how great soccer is, but here I gotta ridicule the man, cause he looks ridiculous in this forced MLS-HQ handed down PR stunt to try and get more comely lasses' asses into the seats at RFK.
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Tip jars in sports clubhouses are for the clubhouse attendants, motherfucker.
Given Boswell's salary, I'm not surprised then that he's stealing from the attendants. I'm more surprised that all these underpaid players have money available to tip said attendants.
More importantly, was I nominated? I'd better pick up that issue to find out.
it was a goofy video, get over it don't be so uptight? would you rather he make a video of him flexing?
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