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It seems DC United defender and future US international Bobby Boswell is a nominee for Cosmopolitan's Bachelor of the Year. However, this poorly-conceived campaign video found on YouTube may be the worst argument for election to anything since Michael Steele ran on his pro-puppies platform. It also brings up several questions about Boswell's candidacy.

- Why is there a tip jar in the DC United locker room? Who are they tipping? The janitor?

- Does Boswell only eat McDonalds because he's a "typical bachelor" or because his MLS salary is only around $30,000? Moving one step further, is it possible that Boswell is a bachelor in one of America's most expensive cities BECAUSE his salary is only around $30,000 a year?

- Could Boswell's opponent in ping pong have lobbed it up any easier for him?

- Does Bobby Boswell think he's funny?

I'm usually on here talking about how great soccer is, but here I gotta ridicule the man, cause he looks ridiculous in this forced MLS-HQ handed down PR stunt to try and get more comely lasses' asses into the seats at RFK.

4 comments:

Matt 1:50 PM  

Tip jars in sports clubhouses are for the clubhouse attendants, motherfucker.

Mike 2:36 PM  

Given Boswell's salary, I'm not surprised then that he's stealing from the attendants. I'm more surprised that all these underpaid players have money available to tip said attendants.

Vinnie 5:52 PM  

More importantly, was I nominated? I'd better pick up that issue to find out.

Anonymous,  11:18 PM  

it was a goofy video, get over it don't be so uptight? would you rather he make a video of him flexing?

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