Keith is the Law

Thanks to espn.com's generous Insider free preview, I got me a good laugh out of this blog post by writer Keith "Martial" Law. In it, he argues that Frank Thomas is not a good fit for the Blue Jays primarily--of all reasons--because it gives the Jays too many right-handed hitters. I think that's enough said. I won't even expand on this.

Anyway, you've sold me ESPN. Now I'm hooked on Insider, so I guess I have no choice but to sign up. Here, let me get out my checkbook...I just need to check my...Boy, wouldn't you know it; I left it out in the car. Of all the luck. Well, maybe some other day. (Not.)