Valentine's Day's comin' up, gents, skirts
An invention whose arrival is long overdue, the next logical step up the ladder from the stadium pal. This invention takes the salmon of your pee back to the headwaters from whence they spawned. The Beer Belly enables you to sneak more than a six-pack of booze into any sporting event without having to jam a bunch of flasks in your bag crotch, and for the special lady in your life who doesn't want to look pregnant, there's the aptly-named wine rack.
It is listed on CD Chivas USA's website that they have partnered with Spanish-language station Univision and will announce a televised search for the top undeveloped soccer talent. It will be announced on Sunday on Republica Deportivo, which is like Mexican Sportscenter, but with more dancing girls. DC United sold for $33 million, Beckham signed, Claudio Reyna signed, All-Star Game against Celtic FC in Denver this summer, the league was probably due for some stupid/bad news eventually.
But if I can't grill my Brats and get loaded off cheap beer to go with my $5,000 tickets, the terrorists have already won!
Tailgating has been banned at Dolphins Stadium for the Super Bowl, due to security concerns.