Local sports bimbo writes extremely short, poorly edited, seemingly incomplete fluff piece

A big part of me always feels bad making fun of someone else's poor writing. Let's face it; compared to someone--say, Skip Bayless or Jane Austen--all of us are good writers, and compared to someone else--say, Ernest Hemmingway or Matt Christopher--we're all bad writers. But this little local news feature on Rex Grossman's moms and pops is even worse than Pride and Prejudice.

Here's an interestingly constructed sentence:

“We’ve been Colts fans, but since April 2003 we are only, only Bears fans,” said Rex’s father, Dan Grossman, said.

And the stiring close to this warming piece:

And if Rex plays with the same passion his parent have, the dream will be fulfilled for the Bears and the Grossmans.

All your subject are belong to a different verb form, Megan Mawicke('s editor).