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A fine hooray to YCS' own Nate Franklin, who learned this afternoon that he will soon be the pround parent of a baby boy. Since this is YCS' first foray into producing spawn (and let's face it, best hope for legacy continuation), congratulations are in order.
Reports of the child having a tail and BAC level of .15 could not be confirmed as of presstime.
6 comments:
All welcome the arrival of Hamm's Favre Franklin.
Hamm Franklin would be an awesome porn name. Not quite Chram Peterson, but close.
That's awesome Nate, but deep down, I know you wanted a girl so that you'd someday know the joy of beating the shit out of the guy who took her virginity. Well there's always the next time you accidentally produce a child. There's always next time.
For the record, that picture above was chosen because I firmly believe that Nate's kid is gonna be black.
Then I guess he'd be off the hook.
Nate could always be one of those black albinos. In fact, Nate is one of those black albinos. That's right; I bet you didn't know that about him. Well now you do.
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