Michael Clarke Duncan, a Chicago native, is very proud of himself for predicting that the Bears would be in the Super Bowl. Of course, so is my three-year-old cousin. But Duncan is going to ride the credibility of that "prediction" as far as he can, even if he can't name a Bears player other than Grossman or Urlacher. Duncan's not just jumping on the bandwagon, he's commanding the driver's seat.
And, damn it, we're going to let him have it. Because when you tell Skip Bayless "I'll kick sand in your face, old school style" you get whatever the hell you want, as far as I'm concerned.
This heated argument between Duncan and Bayless gave Cold Pizza one of its rare, I'm-glad-I-had-this-playing-in-the-background moments. There's no video, but just stare at this picture, and imagine Duncan and Urlacher going after Skip...and disembowling him. Everybody wins.