I wouldn't know. I'm a man. And acknowledging any opinion I have on aesthetics would threaten that.

These columns seem to be popping up quite often lately. I know I saw one on NHL uniforms a couple weeks back, and I remember seeing something similar (maybe in a different sports publication) not more than a few months back.

Is this not the definition of gratuitous? (No, it's not: "adjective- being without apparent reason, cause, or justification") Why are people paid to write columns whose sole purpose is to indulge the author? That's what blogs are for, duh! "Uniform rankings" are probably the lowest form of written expression and the second-most fruitless use of time (first: bitching about gratuitous sports coverage, of course).

I won't pretend I don't take pleasure in the sight of a pretty uniform like anyone else. All I'm saying is, keep "Uni Watch" in mind the next time you hear a likely-homophobic sports fan crack a fashion designer gay-joke (the second lowest form of hack-dom, by the way... first: small penis jokes).

Alright, whatever. I said i'd be in bed an hour ago. Fuck you, Page2.