Things that are obvious to David Beckham, and only to David Beckham

LOS ANGELES -- Former England captain David Beckham sought the advice of his actor friend Tom Cruise before agreeing to his big-money move from Real Madrid to the Los Angeles Galaxy.

"Obviously I asked him for his advice because he is a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. It's going to be a big help for us to have friends when we arrive in L.A.," Beckham said.

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Sorry, Zuch. I'll never bump you for a Beckham post again. Better yet, I'll bump you back up.