Oh, its one of THOSE columns.

As in one of those "I'm outwardly trying to be self-effacing, but really, it's just a cover for the real purpose of this column, which is to show that people in important places have been been paying attention to me" columns.

Admittedly, I'm being a little hypocritical in criticizing The Woj for his stunt. Let's say, by some wild circumstance (probably by Gene googling the tar out of his ridiculous Polish last name), Gene Wojciechowski were to come to this blog and call us out for ripping him, you'd better believe I'd make a big case of it to promote YCS. But until that day comes, Gene is still the scumbag, and we....are also scumbags, but for different reasons entirely. Either way, it's good to see Woj admit he's been obsessed with ripping the Bears.

Well, I guess I should be watching the State of the Union Address. Honestly, though, if I wanted to watch a lame duck speak, I could just go to YouTube and watch that Denny Green tirade for the tenth time [rimshot] or go to Blockbuster and rent some Duckman DVDs [double rimshot]... Of course, I'd probably have to go to Jason Alexander's hometown to find a Blockbuster that actually carries a Duckman DVD [triple rimshot]. Fuck yeah! You know what the fuck I'm talkin' about! [laughter, applause, hoots and hollers]