Senior Design Has Limited My Daily Posting Duties to Truncated Blurbs Only Today

...File this espn.com headline under "H" for "Hackneyed":
What can Browns do for Dilfer? Trade him to Niners
I'll be keeping tabs on these; don't you worry.

...Can anyone else believe that Damion "It Don't Come" Easley is still in baseball and homered tonight off the Cubs? (Well...yeah, whatever.) Shit...I'm not fooling anyone; I clearly only brought this up to resurrect that Bermanism.

...Though I'm sure he did so out of pure homerism, Zuch--if I'm not mistaken--called Contreras for Cy Young. Yeah, it's way too early, but he's got a hell of a jump on it.

...Who knew that a team starting both Rondell White and Tony Batista would struggle to score runs this year?

...And lastly, Daaaa Bullssssss....
:(
:'(
*sniff*
c.o.t.i. ("crying on the inside")

(P.S.: If I gave you any undue credit, Zuch, I most ardently revoke it.)