MLS Week 6 in 5 Sentences
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(New England 4, Los Angeles 0) L.A. is at best an average team capable of occasional hot streaks with Landon Donovan at the helm and will be a fantastically shitty team when they are without his services for a month when he's with the US National Team starting this week.
(Chicago 1, Kansas City 1) Chicago was fighting off the dogs all night; getting outshot 20-4 and somehow managed to hang on for the tie as their 9-game season-opening road trip hit the halfway point.
(Houston 4, Dallas 3) Houston draws first blood in a Texas Derby shootout at home but has a rematch next weekend in Dallas.
(Columbus 1, Salt Lake 0) The only team that could possibly lose to a team like lowly Columbus at this point in the season is RSL, who is on an 18-match winless streak.
(Colorado 2, DC United 1) The Rapids knocked United from the ranks of the unbeatens.
That's all most people really need to know. My somewhat deeper "expert" "analysis" can be found at The Proper Pitch.
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2 comments:
Sever, for Christ's sakes, you could describe the plot of James Joyce's "Ulysses" to me in five sentences with the way you write incredibly long run-on phrases.
Good post otherwise, my knowledge of what happened last week in MLS now went from "???" to "?"
The Irish are known to be quite skilled with the English language.
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