Apologies

For those fine loyal readers who check this blog compulsively (we have many), I would like to apologize for our lax output this week. Because most of us are graduating this weekend, this week has been our Senior Week. As a result, my fellow authors have been persistently and thoroughly drunk--and therefore mostly unable to post--since last Friday.

As for me, I've used this hiatus to perform some exhausting analytical research necessary to uphold the quality of this blog in coming weeks.

Again, our sincerest apologies, and we will be back to posting with ridiculous frequency in a week or so.