Bullseye

Props to White Sox Interactive poster Risk for this fitting description of Mr. Moronotti.

The Moron doesn't know anything about sports, so as a "sports writer" he has no credibility with me. All he is, in my book, is the pathetic, lonely person you see at a bar who everyone knows is the town drunk, but still tries to get your attention by saying something completely out of the ordinary in hopes of eliciting a response from you so that he will be noticed.

He's nothing more than a media whore.