After a short-lived conversation with my brother this afternoon, and much further deliberation, I have come up with an NBA team that HAS to happen. The goal is to just have the entire team look like they are not from this planet. Start with Sam Cassell, and off we go...
PG - Steve Nash (How do I describe what Nash looks like?...you know what, just watch this video.
SG - Sam Cassell (The man? The myth? The alien)
SF - Tayshaun Prince (Nobody, and I mean nobody should be this...long. He looks like a Pictionary stick-figure.)
PF - Charlie Villanueva (Burn victim or alien?)
C - Chris Kaman (Remember that big white stiff in Men In Black that had the alien crawl inside of him? Well now he's using his super alien powers to help the Clippers, the Clippers, become a respectable team.)
And on the bench...
G - Reggie Miller (I'm sure he still has a few game-winners left in him.)
G - Rip Hamilton (As long as he's wearing the mask.)
F - Josh Boone (We'd draft him.)
F - Tyrone Hill (When this guy was on the same team as Sam Cassell, I remember thinking, "Why the hell would you start your world domination take-over in Milwaukee?")
F - Joakim Noah (Another solid pick up via the draft. And though the picture I've provided of him really doesn't do justice to his truly terrestrial background, I just thought it was too damn funny to not put up.)
Okay, well that's what I've got so far. I'm sure I'm missing people that should be on this team, so if I have unfairly given someone a label of 'normal looking' please correct my error.