Space Jam II: NBA Takeover
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After a short-lived conversation with my brother this afternoon, and much further deliberation, I have
come up with an NBA team that HAS to happen. The goal is to just have the entire team look like they are not from this planet. Start with Sam Cassell, and off we go...
PG - Steve Nash (How do I describe what Nash looks like?...you know what, just watch this video.
SG - Sam Cassell (The man? The myth? The alien)
SF - Tayshaun Prince (Nobody, and I mean nobody should be this...long. He looks like a Pictionary stick-figure.)
PF - Charlie Villanueva (Burn victim or alien?)
C - Chris Kaman (Remember that big white stiff in Men In Black that had the alien crawl inside of him? Well now he's using his super alien powers to help the Clippers, the Clippers, become a respectable team.)
And on the bench...
G - Reggie Miller (I'm sure he still has a few game-winners left in him.)
G - Rip Hamilton (As long as he's wearing the mask.)
F - Josh Boone (We'd draft him.)
F - Tyrone Hill (When this guy was on the same team as Sam Cassell, I remember thinking, "Why the hell would you start your world domination take-over in Milwaukee?")
F - Joakim Noah (Another solid pick up via the draft. And though the picture I've provided of him really doesn't do justice to his truly terrestrial background, I just thought it was too damn funny to not put up.)
Okay, well that's what I've got so far. I'm sure I'm missing people that should be on this team, so if I have unfairly given someone a label of 'normal looking' please correct my error.
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5 comments:
Isn't it scary how good this team could potentialy be? Who'd have thunk it that anyone could put together a team that not only could scare the hell out yourt average 5-year-old, but that coulc also make the playoffs in the NBA.
I would pay a lot of money to watch this team play the Knicks and have Bill Walton call the games. Bill himself could have made this team if for nothing else for the way he talks and walks( a person I know, not a freind, saw him walking in NYC and said the man walks as if he has a peg leg).
Oh and btw, I mention the Knicks as a potential opponent for this team of freaks for a couple of reasons: 1) We need the bench players to get some good minutes, and this will only happen if they are blowing out the other team.
2) Come on, who else would they play? What better venue for all this than MSG. I can just see Isiah Thomas standing in the tunnel pondering how he can trick Kiki Vandeweghe(the obvious choice to be the GM for this team) into trading Tyronne Hill for a package of picks.
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