Shoe-in of the Week

I'm back this week, looking to improve my record to 1-4 and to make all of you readers some big dough. So get ready to put four times as much money on this week as you put on each of the last four because that's the sure way to win it all back. You can trust me.

This week is a little crazy because there are five home underdogs, which means lots of tempting picks. However, I'm going with a home favorite to cover.

Now that I've insulted both Danny and his girlfriend, I'm gonna make it up to him by picking (and thereby ensuring a win for) his beloved Jets (-4) over the Bills. Better yet, I'm calling the score on this one. Jets 38, Bills 0--you can book it.

Aw hell; I'll call one of these home underdog games too. I owe you loyal advisees a bonus game this week to make up for neglecting my duty last week. Arizona is picked to lose to Seattle on their homefield this week, but Denny Green is too good a coach and Matt Leinart is too handsome a quarterback to let that happen. Crown their ass--Cardinals (+3.5) over the Seahawks.