The Cry for Kyle Orton!

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That wisp you hear is not the frigid air passing through the cracks in your window...it's the cry of desperate Bears fans to start the one and only Kyle Orton. As the self-declared President of the Kyle Orton fan club, I encourage, no I implore the Bears coaching staff to get #18 ready for the playoff run. While I love Sexy Rexy as Da' Bears quarterback of the future, it is time Rex to take a step back, heed some advice from the Ole' Ball Coach (and you thought I could make it through a post without mentioning God's gift to college football) and get his feet back under him. For the sanity of Bears fans everywhere, start Mr. Jack Daniels. And think, if Orton plays half as well as last season, the Bears will be drinking higher quality beverages than Jack Daniels come February.

6 comments:

Mike 6:15 PM  

Isn't pureed vomit a higher quality beverage than Jack Daniels?

Vinnie 8:08 PM  

That cartoon image is exactly as I remember Kyle on the football field.

Vinnie 8:56 PM  

Also right now the espn.com fan poll has Griese leading Grossman 57-43 in response to the question, "Which QB should start for the Chicago Bears?" These results would be way different had they not unfairly left Kyle off the ballot. I'm thinking 56-42-2.

Patrick 10:00 PM  

How dare espn.com not put orton in the fan poll...I think I might write to my congressman about this error

Matt 7:21 AM  

Do you think that picture is how Orton sees himself in the mirror after tippin' the sauce a little?

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