The NCAA Knows What's Best for Us Once Again
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In this week's segment of stupid decisions with good intentions but not much thought, the NCAA has issued a directive calling for the cessation of using male athletes in practices for womens teams. Many women's teams use males as their "practice squad" because they believe that by playing against male athletes, who....who are we kidding? Are usually taller, faster, stronger, and more athletic to help their skirts...er.....dames....err....female scholarship players develop their skills against stronger competition. Friend of YCS Nick Warrichaet was one of these "stronger" "taller" and "faster" players, practicing for some time with Marquette womens' head coach Terri Mitchell.
The NCAA says that this reduces the opportunities for female athletes. Because we all know many women who pine away like Rudy wishing they could be on the practice squad for the womens' basketball team at a school not named UConn or Tennessee.
This is dumb. And Lieberman (not the Jewish Senator who talks like he has a gastrointestinal disorder) makes a pretty good point explaining why the NCAA has once again decided what is best for everyone.
4 comments:
Juwanna Mann...isn't that one in Danny's DVD collection? No wait, I might be thinking of America's Sweethearts. Or maybe Tesla live in Spokane.
Hey, I watched Juwanna Mann last April when it was on Comedy Central one Tuesday morning while nursing a vicious hangover, and it wasn't THAT bad.
Wait. No it was.
Come on, now. I'm sure it was just a Saturday morning. Don't try to pull that badass routine on us.
Was it? I thought it was during Senior Week.
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