Sports World Nostalgia: Pet Sematary

I really don't know what to think of this. Had the Patriots won Super Bowl XX, this would have been The Super Bowl Shuffle, and would be played all the time for Patriots teams today. As corny as The Shuffle may be, New England, the Patriots, and we" makes it look like Ode to Joy.

I fear that by resurrecting it out of its internet grave, I may have pulled a Pet Sematary, and given birth to a demon spawn. Sometimes....dead is better...


I thought of incorporating this into a more detailed post, but I really don't know where to begin.

Rhyming "AFC" with "NFC," the smarmy jackass in the argyle sweater who probably goes to Williams or Harvard or some snotty liberal arts college, the entire O-line in MTV caps, the horrible rhyming, the repetition of the chorus for the last HALF of the song...

or the fact that there was a time when music was JUST THIS BAD...
or the fact that everyone who greenlighted this at the time thought it was A GREAT IDEA...
No one stood up and said, "This is kinda stupid."