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Hey there, YCS fans!
After two wild rounds of upsets and buzzer-beaters, does your NCAA Tournament bracket look something like this right now?
Well don't worry--you're not finished yet!
Enter to win the YCS Coke Zero Sweet Sixteen Second-Chance Win-a-Prize NCAA Tournament Bracket Contest brought to you by Sonic... today!
Here's how it works: You enter your picks for the remaining four rounds of the NCAA Tournament. Then, you picks will be scored by the following formula:
where,u(x, t) = total score
x = the number of correctly-picked Sweet Sixteen games
t = (the number of correctly-picked Elite Eight games)! + (Final Four games)! + National Champion
c = the speed of light
s = bouyancy
the squiggly backwards 3-like thingy = Schuenpfafer's coefficient
...And then, when you outscore everyone else, you win fabulous prizes!
Sound simple enough? You're right! It is!
"Now, Vinnie--What do I win?" Glad you asked!
First prize: A trip for two* to the 2011 Final Four in warm, sunny / cold, miserable TBD
Second prize: A chance to meet beloved CBS Sports broadcaster Billy Packer**
Third prize: All the Coke Zero you can drink until you go blind from aspartame poisoning
So don't hesitate... Submit your brackets today!
*Tickets, airfare, and other travel expenses not included in prize package.
**Prize can be redeemed by finding Billy Packer's house and crawling through his window. While you're there, punch him in the face for me once if you don't mind.
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Hey Matt... Your image hosting service sucks. My picture won't enlarge when you click on it. And after I went through the effort of plugging in my scanner.
I would hope that there would be enough lawyers out there who would give me pro bono if I took my second prize and gave Packer Jack Kevorkian's business card (not an accomplice or anything).
According to your formula if g> the atoimc weight of hydrophonic acid and you pick the championship correctly, manbearpig will come to your house and eat your face, and you'll lose the pool.
What are you, ignorant hillfolk? Everyone knows that g is the specific weight of carbonic acid.
Then watch out for El Chupacabrae, if you pick Tennessee.
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