Roger, You're a Phony; A Big Fat Phony!!!

Dear Roger,

On behalf of the American Public, let me be the first to say that you are a giant dick. During your interview with fellow Yankee fanatic Mike Wallace, you sounded like a guilty jackass trying to cover his redneck Texan ass from being exposed as the biggest fraud since Marion Jones.

You state that Brian McNamee injected you with Lidocane and B-12...but unfortunately your story doesn't hold water you dumb sonuvabitch. Last I checked you don't inject Lidocane (a local anesthetic) in your ass unless you spent a long night with another man. And B-12??? Are we to believe that a man who has a degree in sports medicine is not able to tell the difference between HGH and B-12? And also, unless you are severely anemic, why would you need to have B-12 injected...why not just take the vitamin orally like every other normal individual out there.

In essence, Roger you are a phony! It's time to ante up and admit you took the stuff. Just so you know, no one believes that your fastball magically started hitting 95mph after taking your Flinstone Vitamins.

Yours Truly and Sexily,
Patrick
YCS Chair of Sports Medicine and hateful opinions toward assholes like yourself