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Imagine SLU Basketball coach Rick Majerus in the locker room before his team's game at George Washington. Cheeseburger clenched in fist, he says, "Boys, my old pal Jacob Marley visited me last night and gave me a vision of the future. He says if I continue on my ways, George Washington is only gonna score 49 points against us tonight. Think we can take 'em?" Dickensian allusions aside, the Billikens respond with a chorus of cheers and take the floor fired up.

Then proceed to set an NCAA record for fewest points scored in the shot clock era.


For an entire game.

Not a half, or a game that was called off because of a tornado or something.

The Billikens shot 14.6% from the floor and at one point missed 23 consecutive shots.

Majerus then proceeded to issue the most obvious diagnosis of the game.

"I thought GW played tough on defense. We had some issues. You have to credit GW for playing very well. We have some issues in terms of our offensive proficiency."

Good to see my law school tuition being put to good use on a coach with a firm grasp of the game.


Vinnie 10:18 AM  

Dude, you guys are lucky to have Majerus. Just pray he stays healthy enough to stay there for a while.

Patrick 10:54 AM  

Do you think that Majerus' personal gravitational orbit had something to do with the Billiken's shots not dropping???

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