This post brought to you by insomnia

Things that might have come to mind when you first heard the name of Oaklahoma St. guard JamesOn Curry:

• A gay porno featuring New York Knicks big men Jerome James and Eddie Curry


• A really horrible one-on-one basketball video game featuring Jerome James and Eddie Curry, a la Atari's Jordan vs. Bird


• The horribly lopsided matchup of LeBron James guarding retired sharpshooter Del Curry


• Baseball stat guru Bill James discussing the win shares of turn-of-the-century St. Louis Browns pitcher George "Soldier Boy" Curry


• The song "Laid" played on Brookings, Oregon's 95.3 FM radio station KURY


• Ninteenth century author Henry James's scathing critique on the French scientists who discovered radium (only if you slightly misheard his last name)


• Young songwriter James Morrison in a special primetime interview with Katie Couric (only if you badly misheard his last name)


• Rock and roll legend Tommy James sharing recipies using his favoirte Indian spice

(Sorry...I know that was horrendously lame. It's not my fault. This post should've never happened. I can't sleep, so shut up. And go to hell.)