Kerry Wood Celebrity Hot Tub Party

Heeyyyyyah!

Sometimes, when you hate a team you really have to stretch to make up reasons why they suck to justify your hatred of them beyond pure and simple homerism. When you can't stand the Chicago Cubs, they make you feel almost bad for them. Really, sometimes, it's too easy.

The Chicago Cubs pitcher is not expected to throw off the mound for a few days after he slipped this week getting out of a hot tub at home. Wood landed on his stomach and chest.

So let's review. Cubs players have been injured getting out of a hot tub, typing on Instant Messanger and sneezing. How long until the last few years of the Cubs are written into Final Destination 3? Jason Marquis better watch his ass.